Saturday, October 30, 2010

Once I Loved a Table




The love affair with my table was a whirlwind.  I mean, after all, who could resist its finely sanded finish, its enchanting, swirling grain, its delicate decorative accents? If only that Human-Table Marriage Act had passed, maybe I would have put a ring on it. I miss that table.

Why did our romance fizzle? What did I do wrong? Why can’t I have my table back?

Why don’t we ask the resident expert on human-inanimate-object-relations, Rebecca Kleefisch, the Republican candidate for Wisconsin lieutenant governor?

Kleefisch, oddly enough, seems possessed by the notion that extending marriage rights to gay couples will naturally lead to the marriage of people to furniture, animals, and assorted knickknacks. In her case, she seemed particularly taken with a table and a “you know, clock.” (Back up off my table, Kleefisch)

Ah, the slippery slope argument. Sorry Kleefisch, I almost forgot about that one, looks like you’ve kept up on your reading. Be sure to highlight the chapter about inane and absurd arguments, okay Becky?

Kleefisch’s statement is just one example of a debate that has been reduced to little more than bombastic, divisive and often-bigoted mud slinging on both sides. The debate about gay marriage in the United States is currently gripping the nation, providing one of the most telling glimpses into the insidious intolerance and ignorance that still lurk in every corner of our nation.

It’s hard to believe that, a little over 40 years ago, the Supreme Court was hearing arguments about the legality of Anti-miscegenation laws in Loving v. Virginia. Hopefully, a little over 40 years from now, the citizens of America will look back on the current struggle facing LGBT individuals with the same outrage and disgust.

For now, however, the debate continues.

What then, is the best course of action for those who seek reform?

Social attitudes are evolving. President Obama stated that his attitudes are evolving about gay marriage, a sentiment that I hope many Americans echo. However, they clearly have not changed enough. Conservative political groups are lobbying Iowa voters to vote against the retention of the three Iowa Supreme Court justices who unanimously overturned an Iowa law banning same-sex marriages in April.

Anti-retention leaders argue that the judges had overstepped their bounds, “legislating from the bench” and, as U.S. Representative Steve King states, going “outside the limitations of the Constitution “ and deciding, “that they are going to impose special rights on people.” Call me crazy, but last time I checked, equal isn’t special.

The irony in the arguments of these Anti-retention protestors is so glaring that it’s almost comical. The people of Iowa, in 1998, passed a law that defied the basic tenets of the Constitution. In no way are the justices of the Iowa Supreme Court overstepping their bounds.

Rather, they are doing exactly what their job demands of them, exactly what the judicial oath they took demands of them – protecting the Constitution, even against the whims of the majority.

In this case, what was once the majority opinion in 1998 does not seem to be the majority opinion in Iowa today, or at least, it’s much less disproportionate, anyway.

The irony is that it was the voters, through the legislative process, that abused the American political system by passing a law that fundamentally discriminated against a minority. The judges are simply protecting the Constitution from this abuse by overturning this law.


If true, enduring legal reform is to be established, however, we cannot simply rely on the courts as a means of accomplishing our goals. Rather, the LGBT community must work towards passing comprehensive legislative protections that clearly outline and mandate equal civil rights for LGBT citizens.

Obviously, these solutions will not be without their opponents. Not only will those who are against legalizing basic rights for LGBT citizens object, but also some will argue that, by arguing about these rights in a social forum, we will be undermining their inherent fundamentality.

Yet, the reasoning behind favoring legislative solutions is twofold, however. Not only will legislative reform be less vulnerable to overturn and appeal than judicial rulings, but it will also carry a weight and significance that judicial reform will not.

If a law is passed in a country or state through the legislative branch, it means that a social consensus has been reached, the people have spoken and a majority has voted for political and legal change. Thus, by passing legislative reform, the LGBT community will not only help usher in a tide of social awareness and cultural change, but will also set a concrete legal precedent that will be much less tenuous and open to criticism and overturn.

So, look forward, fellow table-lovers, and do not despair. One day, we will have our time in the sun, and society will look back at these dark times with a disapproving gaze. As for you chair-lovers, you sickos will have to wait your turn. 

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Double Double, Toil and Trouble

O'Donnell (right) with her sisters in 1993, (her witch sisters, not like, the birth kind)
          Since Halloween is quickly approaching, I thought it would be appropriate to write about a certain political candidate who most likely shares my affinity for this spooky, and often underrated, holiday. (Thanks for stealing my thunder, Christmas). The candidate I'm talking about is Sereta the Enchantress. Oops, I mean Christine O'Donnell. In a recently released campaign advertisement that O'Donnell released in an effort to dispel (hehe) any rumors that she might still be dabbling in witchcraft, O'Donnell proudly proclaims, "I'm not a witch," as the ad's first statement. Have no fear, Delaware voters, O'Donnell swears she didn't join a coven.
            The advertisement, which evokes the simplicity of a Delaware-gone-by (perhaps one from the 1690's?) shows a demure O'Donnell standing in front of a background that is almost reminiscent of Halloween fog as a mellifluous, optimistic piano provides the soundtrack. (See SNL's parody here). O'Donnell chooses to end the advertisement on a positive note, repeating the earlier-spoken phrase, "I'm you." Does this mean I can cast spells too, Christine? 
          The advertisement is only another trudging step towards infamy in O'Donnell's ill-fated senatorial campaign, one that has been marred by outlandish claims and ignorance that recalls Sarah Palin since its beginning. O'Donnell has, no doubt, become an internet sensation since the election - clips of her on Politically Incorrect have circulated YouTube and her behavior and quotes have stirred a slew of parodies. 
           What strikes me, however, is that a candidate like O'Donnell has actually been given a level of legitimacy in the political sphere. Sure, she is trailing behind her opponent, Chris Coons, by anywhere from an estimated 10-19% in voter polls, but this still means that a substantial percentage of voters support her. 
            Now, I'm not saying that voters don't have the right to express their opinions, and obviously I am not saying that all of O'Donnell's views shouldn't be taken seriously. But the fact that O'Donnell, who has made a career out of bizarre, unfounded and sometimes comical statements ever since her stint on Politically Incorrect, has actually made it this far in the political race can only further undermine and parody America's political system. Am I saying that candidates should be barred from running if they have the occasional political gaffe or used to sacrifice goats on altars? Of course not. I'm just asking American voters to start taking elections seriously. And be wary of Christine O'Donnell, or she might put a spell on you.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Looking Forward: Interpreting the Constitution and LGBT Rights


America is a young country. She was born into a world that was already ordered – distinctly categorized and striated like the geometric arrangement of stars and stripes that would soon grace her flag. She grew up with the watchful, often covetous gazes of her estranged family, the European superpowers, whose vigilance was matched only by their unflinching desire for conquest. And, as she grew, she adapted. She shed her neophyte skin – transforming from a nascent, fledgling nation into a formidable global force. Yet, unlike her European cousins, America’s growth and metamorphosis was condensed, not attenuated by centuries of preexisting social foundations and underpinnings. It is hard to believe that, only 50 years ago, a little less than one-fourth of America’s age, the Supreme Court was hearing arguments about the legality of segregation in our nation’s school system in Brown v. Board of Education. Because such relatively radical social changes have occurred in such a condensed period of time, the system of American government has had to adapt, reconciling its founding document, the Constitution, with shifting social mores through a series of amendments and Supreme Court decisions.
During this process, a crucial debate has arisen regarding the role of the Judiciary Branch in interpreting and adapting the Constitution in the face of social attitudes and majority public opinion.  Social attitudes and public opinion naturally favor the majority, as, of course, the founding edicts upon which America is based have always underscored the importance of democracy and the populace’s views. But deferring to majority rule is not without its consequences, especially for the minority.  The groups have consistently changed – from African-Americans to women to Hispanics to Asians to the disabled to LGBT individuals – but a minority group has always been the subject of discrimination and domination at the hands of the majority, and, just as America is quick to diversify its litany of oppressed minority groups like a stock portfolio, she is also quick to forget this oppression, letting it slowly fade like a sunburn from a hot summer day. What, then, is the role of the courts in this predicament? To defer to the whims of the majority, even if the legislature passes laws that fundamentally oppose and undermine the rights of the minority? Or to become, as some would call, “activist judges,” who interpret and apply the Constitution to mandate new precedents to address the contemporary social and political landscape? To complicate matters further, one must also consider the best strategy that minority groups should use to achieve equality and fair treatment by the majority. Should they use the legal system to attain their goals, even if legal precedents are subject to overturn and appeal? Or, should they use the legislature, lobbying and biding their time until the majority changes its mind, if it ever does, and they can pass laws that will defend and enumerate their rights?
                These questions currently affect the debate concerning equal rights for LGBT citizens, who have essentially been relegated to a position of second-class citizenry in America. Their plight foregrounds these pivotal issues, framing them in a pertinent social and cultural discourse. No doubt, the views on LGBT issues, such as gay marriage, have become consistently more liberal over the last decade. (Gallup) Yet, these shifting social opinions have not stopped the passing of discriminatory measures nationwide, such as California’s own Prop 8. Laws such as these are fundamentally a natural and obvious extension of the democratic process – they are decided by the popular vote in a process central to America’s democratic system. Yet, their effects contradict these democratic ideals. By discriminating against a particular group, in this case LGBT citizens, voters are essentially undermining the very document that allows them to draft, vote for, and pass these laws. Thus, one must rely on America’s judicial system to curtail these transgressions against the Constitution. Indeed, judges must act, as they always have, as the protectors of the Constitution, preventing laws that compromise its tenets regardless of the majority opinion. They must also, however, interpret the Constitution in a contemporary context in order to adapt to the social and political concerns of a new era. Yet, this is not to say that this task is left to the judiciary system alone. Rather, while judges must protect the ideals of the Constitution, even against the whims of the majority, those who wish to secure their rights as minorities must do so through the legislative process. If LGBT citizens, and, indeed, all those in the minority, hope to make substantial legal progress, they must shift their focus towards comprehensive legislative solutions rather than relying on judges to accomplish this in their stead.
                 Since the conception of the Constitution, there has been vigorous discourse as to its proper interpretation and application. The debate is largely centered on how much leeway is permitted when interpreting this hallowed document. There are those who argue that the Constitution must be interpreted from an “originalist” standpoint, one that focuses on the intent of the Framers. Former Attorney General Edwin Meese III encapsulates the brunt of this argument:
 “Where the language of the Constitution is specific, it must be obeyed. Where there is a demonstrable consensus among the framers and ratifiers as to a principle stated or implied by the Constitution, it should be followed as well. Where there is ambiguity as to the precise meaning or reach of a constitutional provision, it should be interpreted and applied in a manner so as to at least not contradict the text of the Constitution itself” (Meese, 17)
In theory, this argument seems simple and straightforward – adhere as closely as possible to the exact words of the Constitution and try, as best as one can, to follow the intent of the writers of the Constitution. In practice, however, this theory becomes much more convoluted. How can one possibly know how the Framers of the Constitution would have responded to contemporary social and political issues? As Justice William Brennan states, “It is arrogant to pretend that from our vantage we can gauge accurately the intent of the Framers on application of principle to specific, contemporary questions” (Brennan, 25). Brennan is exactly right. The Framers are, unfortunately, no longer with us. They cannot clarify for us their intention for the Constitution’s applicability to these complex, often divisive issues, such as abortion and gay rights. As Jeffrey Toobin writes in his expose, The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court, the originalist perspective has been an enduring one on the court and one that many conservative justices often espouse. In the Roe v. Wade case, for example, the dissenting justices used this line of argumentation to frame their opinion.
“No one argued that the authors of the Constitution intended for their words to prohibit states from regulating a woman’s reproductive choices; to Bork and Scalia, that ended the debate over whether the Supreme Court should protect a woman’s right to choose. If the framers did not believe that the Constitution protected a woman’s right to an abortion, then the Supreme Court should never recognize any such right either” (Toobin 18).
 This view is startlingly myopic. Yes, the authors of the Constitution did not intend “for their words to prohibit states from regulating a woman’s reproductive choices,” but how could they have? How could the Framers have predicted that any such issue would ever arise? The Constitution is an incredibly enduring and ingenious document, one that has guided our country for generations, but the Framers were not clairvoyant. They could not have foreseen that an issue such as this would emerge, and that is precisely why the Supreme Court is tasked with interpreting and applying the words of the Constitution to these contemporary issues. As Toobin writes, Justice Harry Blackmun interpreted the Constitution and applied it to this modern issue; he did not simply dismiss this debate in its entirety based on a stringent and limiting viewpoint as the dissent did.
“Harry Blackmun had acknowledged that the words of the Constitution did not compel his decision. ‘The Constitution does not explicitly mention any right of privacy,’ Blackmun had written, but the Court had over time ‘recognized that a right of personal privacy or a guarantee of certain areas or zones of privacy does exist under the Constitution…this right of privacy…is broad enough to encompass a woman’s decision whether or not to terminate her pregnancy” (Toobin, 18-19).
Blackmun recognized the evolutionary nature of the Constitution, a view that many of his fellow justices share. Justice Brennan, outlined this perspective brilliantly. He argued that the Constitution is a living, breathing document – one that adapts to the ever-changing social and cultural climate. When describing the Constitution, Brennan stated,
“We current justices read the Constitution in the only way that we can: as 20th-century Americans... The ultimate question must be, what do the words of the text mean in our time? For the genius of the Constitution rests not in any static meaning it might have had in a world that is dead and gone, but in the adaptability of its great principles to cope with current problems and current needs. What the constitutional fundamentals meant to the wisdom of other times cannot be their measure to the vision of our time. Similarly, what those fundamentals mean for us, our descendants will learn, cannot be their measure to the vision of their time” (Brennan, 27)
Judges, therefore, are tasked with adapting the Constitution to 20th-century needs, and should not adhere to the anachronistic viewpoint of the originalist framework.
            If they do so, they tread the precarious line of allowing the majority to oppress and discriminate against the minority. Just as the Framers could not have predicted the issue of abortion, they could also not have predicted the current issue of gay rights in America. However, LGBT rights seem to be one of the central, and most divisive, issues in America during the 21st century. Because of this, many cases involving LGBT rights have come before courts in the past decades, forcing judges to try and interpret and apply the Constitution to these issues. Two such issues have recently been decided in court, the unconstitutionality of both Prop 8 and the . Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. 
Both of these issues were fundamentally infringing upon a minority’s intrinsic Constitutional rights, rights that are afforded to all citizens in the United States of America. Those that enabled and passed these laws, therefore, are enabling this discrimination, and are subject to the checks and balances of the Judiciary Branch. Simply because the majority wishes to limit the rights of a minority group does not mean that they should be allowed to - the Constitution protects all of its citizens equally, and is not subject to the whims of the majority electorate. As James Madison states, “where the greatest danger lies…[is] in the body of the people, operating by the majority against the minority.” (Madison) The task of the judiciary system, therefore, is to limit this majority when they overstep their bounds and rob others of their Constitutional rights, even through the proper legislative channels. These judges are not ‘activist judges,’ overstepping their bounds and writing new laws. Rather, they are simply undoing the damage that the majority electorate and Executive Branch have caused. It was the Legislative and Executive Branches that overstepped their bounds by putting these laws into place, and judges are only doing their job – protecting the Constitution, by striking down these discriminatory and unjust measures.
            What then, is the role of the minority in this political climate? As a gay person myself, I often feel as though my rights are being decided for me in a political process in which I have no say. Political bodies draft propositions and laws that affect me, and, if the majority dictates, they are passed. This marginalization is not insurmountable, however. Indeed, the social and political climate of America is changing, and legislative solutions that will secure these fundamental rights for LGBT citizens may not be so far off. By arguing about these rights in an open, political forum, there is a risk of undermining them, effacing their sacred, inherent value, but it has been done before. When the 19th Amendment was passed, granting women the right to vote, the political world was astir, and women’s suffrage was not at a loss for opponents. Because this right was achieved through legislative means, however, it has more permanence than a court decision granting women the right to vote would have, as precedents always run the risk of being overturned. If the right to choose, for example, had been ratified as an amendment, there would be no chance that its opponents could overturn it. Since it was decided in the Supreme Court, however, it is still at risk. This is why LGBT citizens must also turn to legislative solutions in order to achieve their goals. They cannot idly wait for others to do it for them; those that seek to limit their rights certainly are not. 
            America has matured. She has grown, making leaps and bounds towards the goals she once set for herself. But now she is listless, torpidly watching as her fellow nations pass her in leaps and bounds. If she wants to persevere, to flourish in the contemporary global climate, she must regain the virtues of democracy that she so fervently protected in her youth. Democracy favors the majority. But, democracy also implies certain fundamental rights beyond the power of the majority electorate to control. These rights must be protected by the judiciary - the judiciary must extend the Constitution to account for the contemporary social and cultural climate, and the minority, in turn must rely on legislative solutions to protect themselves from the whims of the majority. 


Works Cited

The Great Debate: Interpreting Our Written Constitution (Brennan, Reese)

Toobin, Jeffrey. The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court. New York, 
             NY: Random House. 2008. 

Op-Eds

Here are some links to some interesting Op-Ed pieces I have recently read:


Department of Childish Errors

The Mississippi Pardons (Absolutely ludicrous story of two women serving life sentences for an $11 robbery)

A Matter of Size (An interesting take on being overweight)

The Promise of Legalization (the marijuana debate)